sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
