Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Randomize
