How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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