found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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