Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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