We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
oh god the rape fog is back!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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