I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He passed out mid-signature
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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