doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
be right there i have to get my cape
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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