took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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