I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
