We're facebook friends in real life
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
