I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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