Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
