The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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