I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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