i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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