a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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