I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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