If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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