just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
