Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's never too late to be topless.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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