Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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