thus making me awesome and them whores
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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