All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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