Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
