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Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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