lets start a swedish sibling band together
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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