no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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