Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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