let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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