Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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