she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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