In the future we'll all be gay
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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