how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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