we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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