Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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