Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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