Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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