I'm so fucking centered right now
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My hand turned me down
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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