Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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