i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who wears a wallet chain?!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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