Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The air taste purple.
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