we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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