rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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