I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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