If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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