it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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