woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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