Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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