he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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