I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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