We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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