I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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