Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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