I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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